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Modern-family

He'll be here all week folks. Literally, because you're not coming home with me.

Cameron

Mitchell: This morning, Cam, fully dressed....
Jay: Thank god it's one of those stories.

Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.

Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.

"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

Phil

I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."

Phil
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