Modern Family Season 2 Episode 23: "See You Next Fall" Quotes
Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Don't stop believing. Get this party started."Alex
Gloria: He thought we were gonna use it all the time, but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.
Jay: Champagne problems, right?
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
Do you think he had his butt done too? It looks fantastic.Phil
Jay: This is embarrassing...
Gloria: For the both of us.
Jay: I had botox.
Gloria: Like the ladies use for their wrinkles?
Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.
You know what's really sad? The end of Titantic.Phil
He'll be here all week folks. Literally, because you're not coming home with me.Cameron
Mitchell: This morning, Cam, fully dressed....
Jay: Thank god it's one of those stories.
Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.