Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin" Quotes
What would Phil Dunphy do?Kenneth
He's me and it's spectacular!Phil [about Kenneth]
Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing! You're going to college!Claire [to Haley]
All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!Cam
Saying nothing is not lying. It's just letting the truth speak for itself.Haley
Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.
Quick, what's my favorite hospital food? Jellooo.Phil
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
Why hug when you can manshake?Phil