Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7: "Phil's Sexy, Sexy House" Quotes
Claire: Ruben again? He wore a Batman cape to the first day of high school.
Alex: You're really judging me right now when you look like a hooker at Comic-Con?
Cam: Well, technically this is your fault because we were afraid our marriage was getting as boring as yours.
Mitchell: Though based on your outfit, we need to work a little harder.
Mitchell: How about a show to go with it?
Mitchell: Who's Mitchell? I'm Magic Mitch. Welder by day, stripper by choice.
Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.