The way he looked at me, it was like I wore a tube top in church.

Claire

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• Added: May 08, 2013

Mitchell look around, your family is cheating on me with your ex boyfriend!

Cam

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• Added: May 08, 2013

You know, I've got problems of my own. I can't always be the lovable sidekick on the manny show. Did you even notice I'm binge eating?

Luke

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• Added: May 08, 2013

I can't lie to that face. It's a good thing we're not married.

Gloria

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• Added: May 08, 2013

What did I say about these flowered blankets for him? He's starting to take after Hugh Hefner over there.

Jay

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• Added: May 08, 2013

Phil: How low can you go?
Haley: I'm at a roller rink with my family on a Saturday night. I win!

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• Added: May 08, 2013

You've just gotta tell him man to man, woman to man, you're very shapely.

Phil

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• Added: May 08, 2013

Aww time to heal more, that's so sweet and sensitive. Why did you kill that part of yourself?

Cam [to Mitchell]

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• Added: May 08, 2013