Modern Family Season 3 Episode 1: "Dude Ranch" Quotes
I realized if I was gonna raise a boy, I was gonna have to butch up my life. I wanted to be able to teach all the things to my son that my dad taught... Claire.Mitchell
Buffalo Phil. Worth the wait.Phil
Phil: Which one's "bossy?"
Cowboy: That's my nickname for your wife.
Phil: Haha awesome.
It was supposed to be special; someone with a high GPA and bright future, not a Mario brother!Alex
Mitchell: What's so great about destroying stuff?
Luke: It stuff into chunks of flying stuff!
Just for the record Mrs. Dunphy, if Haley wasn't my girlfriend and Mr. Dunphy was out of the picture, I would be honored to share your bed and raise Luke, Alex and Hayley as my own.Dylan
Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
I've been practicing like crazy all of my cowboy skills, shootin', ropin', pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.Phil
Do we book our spa appointments through you or?Manny
Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!Gloria [screaming]
Cam: You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you?
Mitchell: No I told you it was fine, I just didn't like you wearing a matching one.