Modern Family Season 3 Episode 24: "Baby on Board" Quotes
You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.Alex
Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.
There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts!Cam
Look I know that you're concerned, but I'm designing tshirts now. They're gonna be huge. Also medium and small.Dylan
Are you doing sex?Luke
Oh I'm sorry are my pinkies up? They do that when I get excited. Down girls.Cam
I'm basically his beard...pre-beard...stubble.Alex
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.Phil [to Alex]
Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.Haley
How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?Mitchell [to Cam]