I didn't think I was the marrying type, but isn't this what every woman wants? For a man to know her needs and desires before she even knows?


You swallowed six whole demons. Took them like a champ. A source of pride, if you ask me.


Xylda: Sun's going down.
Manfred: I know.
Xylda: Bad things happen when night falls.
Manfred: I know.

I've reached my limit with Midnight. And you.


Family isn't about blood. It's about people who love you without judgment.

The Rev

Desperate times can bring out the best in people.

The Rev

If you take this, it's going to stop the hurt. It might even give you a fun dream or two.


My flesh is burning. Stop talking.


When you're a witch, you can change the natural.

Aunt Mildred

You're complicating it. You love her. Be with her.

The Rev

Like I expect, this is exactly how I raised you to be.


I really wish you weren't tied to this RV so I could kick your dead ass out of here.


Midnight, Texas Quotes

Olivia: Fiji, why aren't you jumping already?
Fiji: That's not what I was thinking. I was admiring his cooking techniques. And don't make that dirty.

Xylda: You'll be safe in Midnight.
Manfred: That would mean a whole lot more coming from someone who wasn't dead.