Either get me a lawyer, or I get you divorced.


There's a long list of students that would give their right arm for your spot. Don't blow it.


No reason to get your jockstrap in a knot.


What would a boy do without his balls?


Too bad in real life there's no undo command.


Riley: Where are we Jonah?
Jonah: I have no idea.

I feel like we're on two trains going in totally opposite directions. It's bigger than Auggie or Kendra.


Lauren: What are you doing?
Ella: I was gonna ask you the same thing, Pretty Woman.

You'll say and do anything to get what you want. You're nothing but a pathetic whore.

David [to Sydney]
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