Auggie: She kissed me, okay? Not the other way around.
Jonah: [shocked] You guys kissed.

[to Jonah] I don't need to see your name in the opening credits to know I'm marrying the perfect guy.


Nobody really wants to teach public school and marry some guy who can't even pay the bills.


Jonah: Was that Johnny Depp on the phone?
Andy: Welcome to the dream, my friend.

[on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?


Selling out? Weren't you the one who traded in the refugee camps for a 12-page spread in Vogue? Maybe Riley wasn't the only one out there posing today.


Models are like jeans. You just need to break her in a little bit.


David: I told you what happened.
Lauren: Your injuries are completely inconsistent with your story David. Do you want to tell me what really happened so I can provide you with appropriate medical treatment?

My neighbor's here. I'll deal with Katherine. I need your help. Get me off this boat!


Riley: But I've never done any modeling ...
Ella: THAT is exactly why Anton wants you.

I made you a signature drink. The M.D., because after you drink it you're going to need one.


You hurt my mother. She was trying to get better but you wouldn't let her. And now you're going to pay.


Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.


David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?