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What would a boy do without his balls?

Ella

Too bad in real life there's no undo command.

Jonah

Riley: Where are we Jonah?
Jonah: I have no idea.

I feel like we're on two trains going in totally opposite directions. It's bigger than Auggie or Kendra.

Riley

Lauren: What are you doing?
Ella: I was gonna ask you the same thing, Pretty Woman.

You'll say and do anything to get what you want. You're nothing but a pathetic whore.

David [to Sydney]

No more putting that crap up your nose. Otherwise, your gonna have a powder lunch with River Phoenix.

Ella

We drove past three comic book stores and you didn't even joke about wanting to stop. I know when something's up.

Riley

That's like cooking plagiarism. You can't let him get away with that.

Violet

Gossip may be my bread and butter at work. But, off duty, I can actually keep a secret.

Ella

The Jonah Miller Story starts out a little slow, but has a few twists.

Jonah

Lauren: My dad sent me that money for school.
Ella: Who's your dad? Tony Soprano?

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Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?