Melrose Place

Melrose Place Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 4: "Vine"

Ella: I don't think anyone has ever offered to destroy an enemy of mine before. It's almost romantic.
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Jonah: Did you just tell me Violet is Sydney's daughter? I'm not a little fuzzy from my two Rum and Cokes.
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David: I was trying to help you.
Auggie: Didn't you try to help Sydney, the night she died?
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Ella: My clients always come first.
Jane: Well, I sure hope it was worth it.
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David: Ask my father if he'd like a tie or a lawsuit for his birthday?
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Jonah: Since when are you Tiger Woods?
Riley: A little Google goes a long way.
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Ella [to David]: Sure you're old enough to be playing with lighters?
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Violet [to Jane]: I'm Sydney's daughter.
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Caleb: Why don't you have me give you Marc Jacobs' cell? We're in a Capture the Flag league together.
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Ella: If I'm eavesdropping correctly, you just scored yourself another date.
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David: Which knife do you use to cue the tension in here?
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Jane: My name is Jane Andrews. I'm Sydney's sister. I'll be your new landlord.
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Ella: I have nothing to hide. I didn't murder Sydney.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "Grand"

Sydney: We both know Michael Mancini is a nobody without the .Dr in front of his name.
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Ella: I hope Riley likes Bar Mitzvahs and birthday parties. Because if you don't put your career first, that's all you'll have to share with her.
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Riley: I wish I could just jump onto a surfboard any time there's a problem, but I can't.
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Auggie: Relationships are complicated. Cooking comes with instructions.
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Auggie: You? In the kitchen? I thought your culinary skills peaked with grilled cheese.
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Violet: That's what's great about this place. A girlfriend's just a knock away.
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Michael [in a flashback]: Sydney?
Sydney: You look like you've seen a ghost.
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