Favorite Melrose Place Quotes
I love love, I just hate monogamy.
Ella
Relationships are complicated. Cooking comes with instructions.
Auggie
When I hired you to give this place a makeover, I didn't mean smear it with lipstick and turn it into a five-dollar hooker.
Amanda
[on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?
Jonah
No more putting that crap up your nose. Otherwise, your gonna have a powder lunch with River Phoenix.
Ella
I promise I won't dry hump you in the doorway.
Ella [to David]
She needs a better publicist. She needs me!
Ella
When you're in public, everything you do is one click away from being sent to Perez.
Ella
David: You can't tell me you didn't have a good time.
Ella: Don't flatter yourself. I always have a good time.
Ella: I like the way I look.
Sydney: That's the problem.
Nobody really wants to teach public school and marry some guy who can't even pay the bills.
Jo
Ella: Wait. I don't want to be just a one-night stand.
Jonah: You're not.
