Magnum P.I.
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For the record, that ain't camping. It's glamping.
T.C.
Cade: This is why I didn't say anything. I knew you would respond this way.
T.C.: How do you expect me to respond?
Cade: You should be happy, proud.
Higgins: You're late.
Magnum: No, technically, I was here a little bit early. So I figured I'd do a little recon, scope the place out.
Higgins: Recon looks a lot like recess to me.
Juliet: I guess we're going to have to surveil [Brody] the old-fashioned way.
Thomas: I guess we're going back to college.
Higgins: Where's Helen?
Brody: Gone. She took everything.
You can't fault my timing.
Thomas [to Juliet]
Katsumoto: I need your help, Magnum.
Magnum: Tell me everything you know.
No hard feelings. Just doing my job.
Katsumoto [to Tate]
Higgins: Do you think we spend too much time together?
Magnum: Is this a test? I feel like this is a test.
Juliet: You're stuck, aren't you?
Jin: Like Winnie the Pooh.
Tate: If I catch you sniffing around again, there will be consequences.
Magnum: I'm not afraid of consequences, Mr. Walker. But you should be.
By the way, your car ... so last year.
Pierre [to Magnum]
