You just seem like a really sad devil guy.

Lee

Chloe: Maze, is that blood?
Maze: Don’t worry about it.

Lux is under new management, which means new rules. No one sells drugs in my place… without me getting a piece of the action.

Amenadiel

Drawn to the bad boys for some reason. But you know, for once I’m thinking I deserve a good guy, you know?

Ella

I mean, at least you guys got to say goodbye. Me? Ghosted completely.

Ella

Chloe: Maze, just because you happen to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn’t mean that you slept with them all.
Maze: How am I supposed to keep up?
Chloe: With the murder victims or the people you’ve slept with?
Maze: Either.
Ella: Wow. Maze is really settling into her role as your new Lucifer.

Maze: You told her who you really are?
Michael: No. No, but I will. In time. See, I’ve decided I’m not going to break Lucifer’s life. [chuckles] I’m gonna take it.

Chloe: You just lied to her.
FauxLucifer: Uh, no. You did. I just kept up the rouse.
Chloe: You never lie.

Ella: Wait, wait, wait. Lucifer’s back? Like, seriously back?
Chloe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Ella: Huh. Full bars, battery’s charged, but no texts or messages. Awesome.

This whole investigation’s a complete waste of time. I mean… this isn’t even Los Angeles. And you… you’re not her.

Chloe: It’s probably nothing, but Lucifer’s acting… different.
Linda: Different, how?
Chloe: Uh, I don’t know. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I told him I loved him right before he left, and he didn’t exactly say it back.

Chloe: Do you remember the last time we were here?
Michael: Of course.
Chloe: We told each other how we felt. I just hope you know that I meant every word I said. I… I love you, Lucifer. And I still do.
Michael: And I meant it, too. I love you, Chloe.

Lucifer Quotes

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.

Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?