Lucifer Season 3 Episode 2: "The One with the Baby Carrot" Quotes
I won't stand for someone making something I'm not.Lucifer
I suppose a little foreplay never hurt anyone.Lucifer
Biggest cock I've ever seen.Lucifer
Some of us have important work to do like entertaining America. If you want to see how it's done, take a seat.Bobby Lowe
My Father always has a plan.Amenadiel
Chloe: After it became a family show, the micropenis got removed.
Lucifer: So now they don't even notice.
Lucifer: What is it you think I am?
Marcus: An idiot.
Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed.Lucifer
Next you're going to say his willy's so small that when he wants to have sex he needs to call out a search party. Or that his Weiner is so small that his testicles look like they're giving the tiniest thumbs up.Lucifer
Hold me closer tiny donger.Lucifer