We're no good for Trixie if we're no good for each other.

Dan

Goodness me. I should've known. Halitosis. First sign of evil.

Lucifer

No one chooses to be a sin eather, detective. No one wants to be custodian of the world's filth. Why would they?

Lucifer

But, I have to admit, when I started dancing, rubbing against the other humans, I got a tingling sensation.

Charlotte

I need to get rid of that bitch.

Maze

Lucifer: Detective, you of all people should know how good it feels to punish someone who's wronged you.
Chloe: How so?
Lucifer: Come now. You may not be roasting Dan's chestnuts, yet, but a shoulder shrug here and dismissive look there could be just as effective.

Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're tracking a serial killer.

Chloe

Lucifer: Have you ever considered I might enjoy exploring humanity?
Charlotte: They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And, then afterward the food comes out changed. And, not for the better.

I've heard of hot pants, but this really brings new meaning to fire crotch.

Lucifer

Would you say things sort of flamed out or ended more in a blaze of glory?

Lucifer

Do not touch the charred crotch.

Chloe

Charlotte: Remember, I'm still getting used to this earthly skin sack.
Lucifer: Yes. Yes. You used to be a goddess, I know, but things are different now.

Lucifer Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Do not touch the charred crotch.

Chloe

Charlotte: Remember, I'm still getting used to this earthly skin sack.
Lucifer: Yes. Yes. You used to be a goddess, I know, but things are different now.