Chloe: What the hell are you doing?
Lucifer: Reminding you that you're not Maze's mother. She's got her big girl pants on. She's fine.

No rest for the soulless.


Hey, room service! That's my bounty, bitch!


Chloe: Maze needs a different kind of help.
Lucifer: What? Strong drugs and a lobotomy?

Some of us have important work to do like entertaining America. If you want to see how it's done, take a seat.

Bobby Lowe

My Father always has a plan.


I suppose a little foreplay never hurt anyone.

Chloe: After it became a family show, the micropenis got removed.
Lucifer: So now they don't even notice.

I won't stand for someone making something I'm not.

Biggest cock I've ever seen.

Lucifer: What is it you think I am?
Marcus: An idiot.

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Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed.

Lucifer Quotes

Hold me closer tiny donger.


We can't control what happens to us only how it affects us and the choices we make.