Vegas and me? Not pretty.


Dr. Linda: You scared me! God!
Charlotte: Goddess!

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Going backwards, Lucifer, is not good. For anyone.


Lucifer: Don't make me hurt you. Remember, you're not the angel you once were.
Amenadiel: No, Luci, you're right. I'm not. I just need a little time to process what it all means.
Lucifer: Process? Okay. Fine. I suppose we're in no real rush. Process away. I've got E.T. on the DVR if you need a good weep and a package of Haagen Daz in the freezer if that helps.

Lucifer: I don't lie, detective.
Chloe: You also don't tell the whole truth.

Dan: I went through a lot this last year. Improv sort of helped me reorientate myself.
Amenadiel: How?
Dan: Well, it took me stepping outside of myself to figure out who I really was. To stop defining myself by other people.

Maze: You don't care about anyone other than yourself unless they can be of use to you.Sound familiar?
Lucifer: Tread very carefully, Maze.
Maze: You are just like your parents.

Why would an overprotective mother bring her murderous son to a tequila-fueled party? Why?


Let's get this pajama party started.


Charlotte Richards. Have you seen my plus one? She's a tired looking blonde, probably dressed in something freshly plucked from the floor.


Dan: I'm not having sex with you here.
Charlotte: I need something to pass the time until we get a lead.
Dan: I don't understand you. Or whatever this is between us.
Charlotte: Well, it's simple Daniel Espinoza. I like you.

Chloe: I'm going to tie a bell around your neck at some point.
Lucifer: Oh, that sounds like a fun bit of foreplay.

Lucifer Quotes

I thought you were different, but I was wrong. You're just like all the others.


Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.