Dan: Where'd you learn to pick a lock like that?
Ella: My grandma.

Trixie: Why is there bad people in the world?
Amenadiel: I really don't know. There might be bad people in the world, but there's a lot more good people in it.
Trixie: Really?
Amenadiel: Like all the good people helping your mom.

Dr. Linda: I'm going to give you 60 seconds then re-surge your heart.
Lucifer: Sixty seconds? I've had orgasms that last longer.

Dan: You have illegal contacts?
Ella: You don't?

Do you guys do this a lot? Like celestial planning sessions?

Dr. Linda

Take a swing and I'll shove that so far up your ass you'll have splinters in your stool.

My word is my bond.

Chloe: I don't want Trixie getting scared seeing my like this. Do I look okay?
Lucifer: You look heaven sent.

Are you done having your whisper fight? Just make out already. Get it over with!


All I can say is follow your heart, son. These things have a way of working themselves out in time.


You have bad news to tell your son? Suck it up and tell him yourself.


Granny pants Decker a miracle? Please!


Lucifer Quotes

I thought you were different, but I was wrong. You're just like all the others.


I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.