Chloe: What the hell are you doing?
Lucifer: Reminding you that you're not Maze's mother. She's got her big girl pants on. She's fine.
No rest for the soulless.Maze
Hey, room service! That's my bounty, bitch!Maze
Chloe: Maze needs a different kind of help.
Lucifer: What? Strong drugs and a lobotomy?
Some of us have important work to do like entertaining America. If you want to see how it's done, take a seat.Bobby Lowe
My Father always has a plan.Amenadiel
I suppose a little foreplay never hurt anyone.
Chloe: After it became a family show, the micropenis got removed.
Lucifer: So now they don't even notice.
I won't stand for someone making something I'm not.
Biggest cock I've ever seen.
Lucifer: What is it you think I am?
Marcus: An idiot.
Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed.