Linda: OK. That was weird.
Amenadiel: Is it weird for us to be friends?
Linda: No. Of course not. I mean, can't a woman be friends with a, with a brilliant, tall, gorgeous, angel?
Amenadiel: Well, can't an angel be friends with an amazing, accomplished, beautiful, compassionate, woman? [They kiss.]
Linda: Um, I can't. This is a mistake.
Amenadiel: Um. OK. OK. I'm so sorry, Linda. [They kiss again.]
Well, I saw them in her office. Clearly about to bone.Maze
So you don't want him but nobody else can have him? That's awfully greedy of you, Maze.
Chloe: LAPD. We want to talk to you about a murder.
Benji: You're not paparazzi? Oh, thank God.
Lucifer: Sheesh. The things Dad gets credit for.
Charlotte: You know, you might be just the person to guide me.
Ella: To where?
Charlotte: To somewhere other than hell. You see, I've learned there are consequences to my darkness. Really permanent ones, as it turns out. And I was thinking, you could help me avoid them?
Dan: Oh, I don't know. Monopoly? Doesn't exactly sound like the old Lucifer. I kinda have to say, you have become a bit "normal."
Lucifer: How DARE you?
Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks.Linda
Dan: Uh, he's a dude and he's straight.
Lucifer: That's never stopped me before, Daniel. I'm so good at flipping men, they call me "The Skillet."
Luci, I'm likin' this new you. Boring suits you, brother!Amenadiel
Amenadiel: Honestly, Luci, who cares how you spend your nights?
Lucifer: Um, EVERYONE! My exciting lifestyle gives regular people something to aspire to! I provide hope!
You think Mack's the killer? You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? Enough with this crusade against us already!
Linda: It is none of your business who I sleep with
Reese: It is if it's the devil himself!