Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?

I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.


Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore

Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck

Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.


Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?


Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.

Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.

I don't want the man that I'm dating owning me.


I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.


Nico: I'm sorry I'm not living up to your high moral standards these days.
Wendy: No, don't do that. I'm not the one who flew my boy toy half way around the world for a booty call

Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me

Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.


Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.