Yeah but what subway line comes out here?

Kirby

Griffin: Wake up Nico, magazines are going to be collectors items
Nico: Then I'm going to have a very profitable career on ebay

Wendy: You don't tell someone about a surprise party before they walk in
Victory: Yeah but you should probably tell them after it's canceled

Wendy: What's with the credit card?
Nico: I'm using it to cut the chocolate
Victory: What, are we gonna snort it?

Define appetite in this part of the world, I'm starving ... I've heard of baby vegetables, but those were embryos

Victory

Victory: Is that a juice bar because I just see mixers in there
B&B Owner: It's a spa, you drink liquor, you age quicker

Victory: Umm is that the bar?
B&B Owner: Yes it is and it's all inclusive so whatever you want
Victory: Oh, you may regret that you just said that

Victory: How many bags did you pack?
Wendy: Two, but they were smaller.. and I'm taller

We're not boarding the orient express, we're spending 72 hours in the sticks

Nico [after seeing how much Victory packed]

Victory: I don't deserve to be pampered, I need to be horse whipped
Nico: That might cost extra
Wendy: I'll cover the tip

Wendy: I really think you should eat, you look weak
Victory: I want a margarita

It's not high school, I can't just quit cheerleading because you don't like the captain

Nico
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I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

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