Victory [looking in Joe's closet]: Why do none of his suits have sizes in them?
Ellen: Because they're all custom made by a small nervous man in London who will be even more nervous because you're taking his job

Griffin: Put some sugar in the water, the flowers will last longer
Nico: They're beautiful aren't they?
Griffin: I'm glad you like them
Nico: They're from you?
Griffin: They are from me
Nico: Thank you
Griffin: You're welcome
Nico: But why?
Griffin: Why not?
Nico: You didn't want to leave a card?
Griffin: Always wanting a paper trail...

Victory: Do we know anyone who knows Howie Mandell?
Wendy: No one is going to open up a brief case that says marry me
Victory: Stop being so grand, think personal

Victory: You are going to love working from home. There's so many perks.
Wendy: Hmm?
Victory: You don't have a grumpy boss in the morning unless you haven't had your coffee
Wendy: It's a reasonable commute
Victory: Private bathroom.. Deal or no Deal is just a quick click away

Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me

Nico [about Griffin[: The truth is we actually have a lot in common
Victory: Oh, is he freezing his eggs too?

Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older

Victory: I've come here to say two things to you. One, I'm sorry. and, two, thank you. Thank you for everything you've done for me
Joe: you're welcome
Victory: Wait, three. I would have said yes. [Joe gives confused look] To your proposal. I would have said yes
Joe: May i say something?
[Victory nods and Joe kisses her]

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