Joe: I know what you're gonna say, it's only money and i'm sure that you're right. The only problem is I don't know who the hell I am without it
Victory: I know who you are. You're the man I want to marry

Joe: I really did want to have that dinner with you
Victory: ...and here you are dining with the seagulls instead

Joe: Happy one year anniversary
Victory: Day late and a dollar short
Joe: You have no idea

Joe: Either you have remarkable psychic ability or Ellen just lost her job
Victory: Then let's go with remarkable physchic ability

Griffin: I've always liked rules, structure, I like things clear. All my life people are always telling me I should have joined the military
Nico: Why didn't you?
Griffin: I like the rules, not the guns
Nico: Agreed

Victory: Okay look all I need is one hour Friday. You can forget dinner. Just one sip of wine and we can split a crab cake. Are you in our you out?
Joe: I'm in. I want my own crab cake

Victory [looking in Joe's closet]: Why do none of his suits have sizes in them?
Ellen: Because they're all custom made by a small nervous man in London who will be even more nervous because you're taking his job

Griffin: Put some sugar in the water, the flowers will last longer
Nico: They're beautiful aren't they?
Griffin: I'm glad you like them
Nico: They're from you?
Griffin: They are from me
Nico: Thank you
Griffin: You're welcome
Nico: But why?
Griffin: Why not?
Nico: You didn't want to leave a card?
Griffin: Always wanting a paper trail...

Victory: Do we know anyone who knows Howie Mandell?
Wendy: No one is going to open up a brief case that says marry me
Victory: Stop being so grand, think personal

Victory: You are going to love working from home. There's so many perks.
Wendy: Hmm?
Victory: You don't have a grumpy boss in the morning unless you haven't had your coffee
Wendy: It's a reasonable commute
Victory: Private bathroom.. Deal or no Deal is just a quick click away

Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me

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Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Joe

You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.

Shane
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