Hey can I come in or are you going to send me back to France?


Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.


I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?

Nico [to Janice]

You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?


Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.

What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.


Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.

If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.


I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?


Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?


I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.


Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..

Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Victory: You're early
Roy: I like to get in at least half an hour before my boss
Victory: Well that might be tricky since I live here

You can't pick and choose when you want to be the good mother. It's really phony.