(to Ryan) With whom, who. Yeah, you know. Your NBF. The guy you go camping with, who you drink beers without the whole yap yap.

Cate

Is it hot in here or is it me. It's me!

Cate

No worries, I have a stain stick.

Math

(to Cate) Fine, if you're buying then I'm consuming.

Paige

Paige: Whoa! What about balls? I thought we were going to dinner?
Ryan: Dinner's off. I need to have a break from all the yapping and honesty exercises.

(to Emma) I'm not jealous okay, and apparently I'm not even your boyfriend.

Baze

Baze: I can't Emma and I decided to get tapas.
Jamie: I'm going to pretend for the sake of your manhood you said topless.

A healthy relationship can't be built on lies.

Counselor

Next time when you decide to have an illicit affair with a student I'd say ditch the roommates and get your own apartment.

Tasha

Thank you! I promise I wont go crazy and buy a car or bad peanut butter.

Tasha

Check out the desperate housewife.

Paige

Eric: I can't. I won't actually.
Lux: What?
Eric: Let you go.

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Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux
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