Dr.: Have you ever thought about wearing sensible shoes?
Torres: Definitely.
Dr.: Well, definitely sensible.

Reynolds: Thank you for this
Lee Fentris: For what?
Dr.: Being as dumb as you look.

Ria: Lightman means well, but he is slightly insane.
Ria's sister: Yeah, I noticed.

Dr.: Did you saw it when I said he was guilty? She crumbled.
Gillian: She was taken by surprise
Dr.: Surprise my ass.

Lightman: Give me a break; I am making this up as I go along.
Emily: Ok.

I want a good dirty fight. The more hits below the belt, more the merrier.

Lightman

Lightman: Emily has lost her virginity.
Gillian: Lost it?
Lightman: Well misplaced it, you know.
Gillian: Lost works, how do you know?

Emily: Why aren't you at work?
Lightman: I am an adult, I keep my own hours.

Lightman: What are you going to tell your teacher?
Emily: Dog ate it.
Lightman: Em, we don't have a dog.

No, you have never seen them before in your life. Funny thing is, if one of them dies, you will go to jail for murder, wacky.

Lightman

You two are going to so have to do better than that. I am not even a scientist and I can tell.

Anna

Eli: So first round is on you after work?
Ria: Neah, expense it, have to act like a VP if you want to be a VP.

Lie to Me Season 2 Quotes

Ria Torres: You really want to take this case?
Eli Loker: What, is the guy and eccentric? Yes, big time. But so am I, have you seen this shirt.

Here's the problem, Martin Walker is a psychopath and probably a killer. Just though you should know.

Cal Lightman