Reynolds: Thank you for this
Lee Fentris: For what?
Dr.: Being as dumb as you look.

Lightman: What are you going to tell your teacher?
Emily: Dog ate it.
Lightman: Em, we don't have a dog.

No, you have never seen them before in your life. Funny thing is, if one of them dies, you will go to jail for murder, wacky.

Lightman

You two are going to so have to do better than that. I am not even a scientist and I can tell.

Anna

Eli: So first round is on you after work?
Ria: Neah, expense it, have to act like a VP if you want to be a VP.

Emily: Maybe my dad is right; maybe I am not ready for this.
Gillian: Your dad is not always right.

So you're saying you have accomplished nothing aside from being born.

Eli

Lightman: And who says the FBI are just a bunch of puppets?
Emily: That would be you dad.

Lie to Me Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

So you're saying you have accomplished nothing aside from being born.

Eli

Lightman: And who says the FBI are just a bunch of puppets?
Emily: That would be you dad.