Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 4: "The Reptile Room: Part Two" Quotes
Old Woman: Should we kill him?
Olaf: He is coughing a lot. Let's see if he does of natural causes.
I must say these are some impressive response times for the country.Mr. Poe
Mr. Poe: I'm sure Count Olaf is hundreds of miles away.
Olaf: Or inches.
Mr. Poe: What was that?
Oh, fleeing the scene of a crime. Highly suspicious.Olaf
Violet: Can't you see that? Anyone can see that.
Sunny: Except Mr. Poe, of course.
Mr. Poe: You're not Dr. Montgomery.
Olaf: Oh, my spleen. I think you've ruptured him.
Violet: You're just going to leave him there?
Olaf: Trust me, he doesn't mind.
Well, we meet again. You might want to ease off on the bronzer.Count Olaf