Don't feel bad. You're a sexual being like everyone else in the room. Except for Steve of course.Jim
A little messy? She's a full blown hoarder!Jim
Sorry to burst in on you Janice. I assumed if you knew I was coming over, you would have cleaned up a bit.Jim
Hey, Jim, I'm not saying it's a good idea, but if you see any beer in there, can you bring me out a sixer?Walter
Rodney: So, you single now?
Jim looks at Rodney.
Jim: Why does she get a shield? I never got offered a shield. I went through more than she has. I got my head cut.
Lawyer: Jim, shut up.
I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a comedian!Jim
Criminal: Are you trying to be funny?
Steve: No, I'm not. He's funny.
Jim: I'm really not that funny.
I'm trying on jeans now, you're holding my breakfast cereal. It's like I'm a bloody king.Jim
Jim: She's wonderful. This might be the best relationship I've ever had.
Billy: This is not your relationship.
I think she wants to sleep with me. I don't know what to do, man. I'm freaking out!Steve
I don't understand a word you guys are saying.Jim