You want to know how your dad is, or should I say where he is. After all, he did die to save your life — a lovely gesture for such a mercurial man.The Necromancer
Josie: Hey, I didn't see you at breakfast.
Lizzie: I'm too excited to eat. Happy birthday to us. Isn't it a beautiful day for a party?
Josie: You're ... cheerful.
Lizzie: Why wouldn't I be? Mom's coming home, I had sex with Raf, my pores are practically invisible.
Josie: Wait, what? You had sex with Raf?
Lizzie: Last night. You know how mom always says that things work out in the end the way they're supposed to? She's right. I wouldn't have time to represent the witches now with a boyfriend. So, you getting the consolation prize is perfect.
Who's this trollop?Lizzie
She's not my mother. She's mombie dearest.Lizzie
Dorian: You know her?
Alaric: She's the love of my life.
Lizzie: Okay, I need your help. I'm going for Meghan Markle tasteful.
Penelope: Woop woop, happy birthday, witches.
Lizzie: Oh, look, it's Satan ... in a crop top. Come to burn my world down?
Penelope: Retro much? But no, Princess Di before she got style. I dig it.
Josie: What do you want Penelope?
Penelope: Oh, just to cheer you two up because, you know, your mom's not coming.
Penelope: Oh, I heard them cancel her pickup at the office. I thought you knew. Oops.
Dorian: It's time to talk.
Dayad: Why would I talk to evil creatures who kill?
Tree: You deceived me.
Dorian: Rick, I got one that talks.
Landon: What are you doing here?
Hope: Dr. Saltzman wanted me to administer your tests, starting with some weird mystical blood analysis.
Hope: Excuse me?
Landon: No. These tests determine whether or not I get to stay at the school, right? There is no way I am putting my future in your hands. You're biased.
Hope: I'm not biased. Besides, neither of us have a choice. Believe me, this is not how I would choose to spend my day either.
Hope: See? Biased.
Some students have expressed concern that I am not allowing you to have a say in the decisions that affect your future, and I agree. If you are expected to abide by this school's policies, it's only fair that you have a voice on how those rules are made.Alaric
Landon: I know Connor. He's not a killer. Trust me.
Connor: Trusting you is what got us into this mess.
Alaric: Lizzie, I told you to stay together.
Lizzie: In order to conquer, we had to divide, Daddy, so you're going to have to trust your own gene pool for once.