Yes, sing to me, baby. Sing to me like a vamp without his daylight ring on hot Georgia summer day.


Lizzie: Sorry, mom almost busted me.
Josie: You know, we can face chat like normal people.
Lizzie: We are not normal. And we need to keep our magic sharp this summer.
Josie: How's therapy going?
Lizzie: Fine. There is this sexy Swedish guy whose session is after me on Tuesdays. I think he's Swedish, maybe Polish. Anyway, it doesn't matter. He's hot and crazy and the language barrier will make it impossible for us to communicate. Just how I like it.
Josie: Should really work on that.
Lizzie: I'll add it to the list of broken pieces to glue together. What about you? Any hot summer dates.
Josie: Dad's been like my plus one ever since he got the master boot. I honestly think he's going through a midlife crisis.
Lizzie: Gross. Hair growth?
Josie: Bushy?
Lizzie: Weighty prospects?
Josie: Lacking.
Lizzie: Are you not having any fun at all? What about wee willy winkle?
Josie: Landon's been keeping to himself mostly. He's off with Raf.
Lizzie: So, ditch it all and come to Europe.
Josie: No, I don't want to leave dad alone. I think he's going to go out and buy a red car.
Lizzie: I thought we aspired to be less co-dependent?
Josie: We are. There's co-dependent and then there's leaving dad with his alarming mustache growth.

Josie: Mom didn't tell you anything else about this thing?
Lizzie: Only that it's called an ascendant. And you and I made it with Aunt Bonnie when we were 5.
Josie: Does it have anything to do with the merge?
Lizzie: I don't know. Mom keeps being cagey about it.

Kaleb: You're supposed to be taking notes.
M.G: Didn't seem necessary with you narrating the whole thing.

Lizzie: Who the hell are you?
Agent: I think you should invite us inside.

You're not very scared of me, are you? [Agent aims a gun.] How about now?


Dorian: What's going on up there?
Alaric: Morning officer. What's the holdup?
Officer: Doctor Saltzman. Wickery Bridge is closed.
Dorian: Why?
Officer: Someone blew it up.

We're looking for an artifact known as the chalice of arithmea. We have reason to believe it's part of your school's collection. Now, you know this place a lot better than we do, so the sooner you help us find it, the sooner we'll be gone. Triad thanks you for your time.


Hope: Just be careful, if your dad's hiding something, I'm sure it's for a good reason.
Lizzie: I'm sure I can handle whatever it is.

Hope: Hi.
Lizzie: Knock yourself out. First time's kind of freaky because you're basically talking to your subconscious.
Hope: Thanks, this is for you . [Hands over Gemini Coven Book].
I saw your dad looking at it, keeps it locked up in his office, so it's bound to have something about that merge thing Josie's looking for.
Lizzie: For once, your weird relationship with my dad actually comes in handy.

I just have this feeling that everything is going to work out just fine.


You're asking me to believe that something that has been basically a mud robot has been searching for me?


Legacies Quotes

Alaric: Cheater!
Hope: You should really get a vampire to start doing my training. You're getting a little old for me to break your human bones.
Alaric: How dare you.

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Alaric: Block with your hand.
Hope: I got it.
Alaric: If you had it I wouldn't have to say it.