Legacies Season 2 Episode 12: "Kai Parker Screwed Us" Quotes
Alaric: I need you to go to the meadow and get the sand clock before anyone else finds it. Then, I need you to come back here -- and hide. And stay hidden.
Josie: Dad, this is all my fault. If I hadn't done black magic in the first place, we would have never been in this mess.
Alaric: We all make mistakes.
Jade: Quick question? Who the hell are you?
Kai: Welcome. I call it Fort Parker. It's a bit moldy, but also rent-controlled, so I don't want to complain. Flavored vodka? It's no Zima, but then again, nothing is.
Josie: You're Kai Parker.
Kai: Oh, I am, and you are one of the Saltzman twins. I can smell the Gemini on you. The real question is ... are you Linda or Joanie? I can never tell you two apart.
Josie: I'm Josie. Named after my mom, who you killed.
Kai: Okay, here we go. Technically, I was trying to kill you and your sister, but that's all over now, so I say we move on.
Josie: Move on? You're a monster.
Kai: A monster would have let you die. That vampire who tried to turn you into a Capri Sun, she's the real monster. Her and her cronies run this world.
Who is out there tonight? Is it Damon, Bon-Bon, Katherine? Well, whoever you are, that one goes out to Alaric Saltzman because he's the reason I am walking, talking, and singing, which I know we are all grateful for. So, thanks to Ric for dumping a bunch of students you couldn't control over here, because the second they got bored, they woke me up. Or, is that you, Ric? No, no, it can't be. You wouldn't be dumb enough to come here and check up on me would you? No, but grief is complicated, right? Widowers do strange things.
Kai: What can I say? I'm all heart. Hey, look at this, we're beard bros!