Lizzie: I wish Hope had never come to this school.
Jinni: And your wish is my command.
Hope: You sure it glowed again?
Alaric: I sleep with the damn thing under my pillow. It's kind of hard to miss.
Lizzie: This place sucks. Fix it.
Jinni: Will that be your next wish?
Hope: What do you think it's going to be this time? A cyclops, slender man? Santa?
Alaric: Well, given our luck, I think it's safe to rule out old St. Nick.
Hope: I don't know. I mean, Santa Claus is kind of terrifying when you think about it. Breaks into your home. Sees you when you're sleeping, not to mention judgy.
Alaric: Hope, I need you to focus.
Hope: Look, I'm trying, I just wish that Satan's night light would give us some rest.
Alaric: Yeah, and I wish that knife wasn't in our school, to begin with, but it's not like we can change that now. All we can do is make sure we're not blindsided by another monster waltzing through our doors.
Alaric: The latest monster can only interact with us through our nightmares.
MG: So, like, Freddie Krueger?
It’s my job to bust my ass until you see me as someone to confide in. … I’m not going to be afraid of losing you anymore, Hope, because I’m going to be the guy who always fights to find you again.Landon
You and I, we can’t talk like this anymore.Rafael
Rafael: This is a dream.
Demon: But you wish it was. And that makes you the worst kind of monster!
One word, Ick.Hope
Alaric: Indiana, crossroads of America. What's the capital?
Hope: I learned that in, like, eighth grade.
Alaric: Oh good, then you should know it.
Hope: I didn't say I absorbed the information.
Alaric: Yeah, well you're not saying much of anything. Look, if you can't handle grade school geography, you're going to flunk all of your exams.
Hope: Are Lizzie and Josie studying? Maybe you should focus on them.
Alaric: Yeah, well they're still in Europe with Caroline. Thank god.
My first kiss was with a 90-year-old vampire who helped murder my mother.Hope
Tell me where he is before I blow your head off.Hope