Women cops like you always take the girl's side.

Chris' mother

Mike: They made Chris look like Harry Potter.
Olivia: We've seen this before. The nerd defense.

Better yet, how about we call Notre Dame?


No. He raped my daughter. He should go to prison.

Abby's father

There are other felonies.

Abby's Mom

Chris needed a name for his list.


Everyone knows the darkroom is where you go to have sex. Once you go down there, there's no changing your mind.


Rita: I'm here for the victim.
Barba: Ah, so you take money from both sides.

No. Before my daughter went to college, I heard her friends saying they would accuse a boy of rape if he didn't call them back.

Chris' Mom

I don't understand. Why would Chris do that to me?


I liked him. I wanted him to like me.


Abby: He started sexting me.
Olivia: Did you text him back?
Abby: I wasn't slutty.