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I would have woken you, but then I probably never would've left.

Benson (to Haden)

I'm not going to chase you. I will shoot your ass from right here.

Finn

Benson: He was about to confess.
Cragen: Doesn't mean he did it.

Lithium. Breakfast of champions for bipolar adolescents.

Munch

You want to be a good father, Simon. Grow up.

Benson

Rollins: What are the odds on that?
Fin: (Meaningful look)
Rollins: It's just an expression.

Benson: What'd you think?
David: Maybe there's a reason they don't make silent movies anymore.

A donut shop? You certainly know how to woo a cop.

Benson

Benson: What are you doing?
David: Don't worry. Nobody we work with could sit through two hours of black and white, no talking.

You know what else is good? Twilight. They say it's just for tweens, but I do love those vampires.

Murphy

Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Cragen

Whatever happened to the NYPD? Did all the white guys retire?

Murphy
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Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Distasio: On the word of a maid.
Finn: My grandmother was a maid.

These cases are about perception, not reality.

SVU Chief Mike Cutter
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