I get the she said. What's the he said?


So I... I'm not a virgin anymore.


Ryan was a complete gentleman the whole night. That's what made it so special. I think we may be falling in love.

Melanie (interview)

Mr. Prince: We tell our bachelors to treat all the women as if they were our daughter.
Fin: You have a daughter?
Mr. Prince: No.

About Melanie crying rape? Please. She signed a waiver.

John Valentine

You know these reality shows are all fake?


Sonny: Did you see what I just saw?
Rollins: She wasn't acting. Did they just air a rape?

Benson:I'm sorry, can you turn this off?
Tucker: Or throw the TV out?

Munch: I've been teaching him an important life lesson: be anti-authority.

Beno: She's lying. I shot him.
Claire: No you didn't. I did. And we're not going to say another word about it until our lawyer gets here.

Matt: Wait. You don't think I did it.
Fin: If it were up to me, I would put a slug in that guy. Sound familiar?

Claire: I know exactly who.
Benson: You do? Who?
Claire: That boyfriend of Sally's.