Favorite Last Resort Quotes
She always moans a little at 1300 feet. That's her g-spot.
Joe
That's the thing about this place. The best things never last for long.
Tani
Only an American would apologize for a kiss.
Sophie
Thanks for the hospitality but I'm going to dance with the one that brung me.
James
Grace, you can stand on that con till the rapture comes. Still don't make you my captain.
Prosser
I don't pull rank Lieutenant. I have rank.
Sam
Pre-emptive nuclear war is our new official policy.
Kylie
Get yourself off this rock. This whole place just became the biggest bull's eye on the planet.
James
We don't drill to be good, we drill to be perfect.
Captain
When the path becomes too hard to see, we run back to what we know. Even if what we know is broken beyond all repair.
Marcus
You son of a bitch. You sank your own daughter's boat.
Kylie
You touch him and you'll need a turkey baster to have kids.
Grace