Last Man Standing Season 7 Episode 6: "The Courtship of Vanessa's Mother" Quotes
Bonnie: I never know what to say to you. Whatever I say is not interesting enough or smart enough.
Vanessa: Well that is just stupid. Bad, bad choice of words.
Bonnie: And you're always taking these little shots. You know putting me down.
Vanessa: Mom I don't that to be superior to you. I do that to hurt you. Oh geez. I am just not great with the talking today.
Ed: When you said Bonnie thinks we are in a relationship, I thought maybe it was time I just step back a little bit.
Vanessa: And why is that?
Mike: Can you guys take this someplace else? I don't want to get involved in it.
Ed to Vanessa: Well actually, you see she is too much like you.
Mike: Ok, now I am involved. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ed: She is not the kind of woman you can have fun with.
Mike and Vanessa in unison: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ed to Vanessa: Bonnie like you is a woman of substance. The kind of women I date are not as deep.
Vanessa: You mean younger?
Boyd: I'm stupid.
Kyle: Don't say that. Math was hard for me too, and nobody thinks that I am stupid.
Boyd: I try, but I just can't do it.
Kyle: You're a Baxter. You can do anything, even Vin Diesel impressions!
Mandy: Maybe we can help you.
Boyd: How am I supposed to remember tangent equals opposite over adjacent?
Kyle: What I used to do was come up with fun ways to remember things. So, if tangent equals opposite over adjacent, then T equals O over A, so TOA. Just remember tickle ostriches always.
Mandy: This is known as a moronic device.
Vanessa: Wait! Where do you think you're going?
Mike: I go to work, make money, you buy flowers.
Vanessa: No, no wait! You can't leave my mother is going to be here any second.
Mike: Why didn't you say so? I will get my announcement trumpet and blow it right here in the foyer.
Vanessa: I need you to be my buffer. You know how my mother is.
Mike: I know you want me to say something bad about your mom. But honey, I literally like six people in the world and your mom is one of them.