Zephyr: I'm really not getting the 'Dutch wants to hear Zeph talk' vibe.
D'avin: Zeph!

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D'avin: You need a giant vibrator.
Johnny: For science. And a little pleasure. But science first.

Dutch: There's something more important I need you to do.
Zephyr: Please don't say arm wrestle.

Dutch: Jelco! Always popping up to ruin the mood!
Johnny: That's him. He's the STD of villains.

D'avin: Since when do you let biology make you her bitch?
Johnny: Since 127 consecutive outcomes agree.

Dutch: Lucy, remember what we said about opening the door for anyone with pamphlets.
Lucy: Their pamphlets have nuke guns, Dutch.

D'avin: We've got a war ringing our doorbell any minute now, John, and we need a leader. And whether we like it or not, it's not going to be Dutch.
Johnny: I don't like it. But if we have to follow somebody else into shitty odds and a fiery death, I don't hate that it's you.

Mole foreman: Three loads today. Pick your position.
D'avin: I prefer missionary.

Borna: Jelco's my strategy husband. I need him for this shit.
Dutch: Yeah, they've got my right-hand guy too.
Johnny: Hey! I'm right here.
Dutch: You're my left one.
Johnny: That's the handsome one, right?
Dutch: Closest to my heart.

Borna: It would take big brains and even bigger balls to rob these bastards and live.
Johnny: Thank you. Compliment accepted.

Just us assholes saving the day while we steal a shiny weapon. Could be fun.

Dutch [to D'avin and Johnny]

Pree: What did I tell you about incapacitating my customers?
Dutch: Keep it in the backroom, and not the ones who tip.

Killjoys Season 3 Quotes

Hullen: We're coming for you.
Pree: Well, aren't you full of shit and sunshine?
D'avin: Now can I poke him?

This better be worth the chafing.

Pree [while running]