OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.

Boss

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Eve

Your killer was a small-breasted psycho, apparently.

Niko

Niko: You should've been a spy.
Eve: Exactly! Thank you.

You had two armed officers; you did the right thing. You're brilliant. Just don't tell them everything; you'll sound like a nutter.

Bill

Frank: Well, that one could have gone better. I don't want to say you only had one job, but...
Eve: Oh, piss off, Frank!

Frank: You're fired.
Eve: You're a dick swab.
Bill: Oh hey!
Frank: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: No! I was gonna call you a dick swab!

Killing Eve Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Frank: You're fired.
Eve: You're a dick swab.
Bill: Oh hey!
Frank: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: No! I was gonna call you a dick swab!

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Eve