Never have a baby in your sixties and don't follow behind; she's farted, and it's horrendous.

Bill

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• Added: April 21, 2018

Oh God, I'm going to die, aren't I? Mmm hmm. Daddy's going to die, isn't he?

Bill [holding his baby in the air, in a singsong voice]

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• Added: April 21, 2018

Konstantin: Promise you won't be naughty.
Villanelle: I promise I won't be naughty.

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Bill: You can't wear a bra with that dress. Whip it off; this is an important meeting.
Eve: Oh, and important meetings require women to go braless?
Bill: Noooo, dresses like that require women to go braless. A monkey could tell you that.

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Eve: Why did you want to see me, Chin. What do you know?
Chin: OK. This information may make you, ah, uncomfortable. You have... a bit of tissue stuck under your armpit. HAHAHAHA Come on! It was funny! Did you think I was going to give you everything before a proper glass of wine?

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