Never have a baby in your sixties and don't follow behind; she's farted, and it's horrendous.


Eve: Why did you want to see me, Chin. What do you know?
Chin: OK. This information may make you, ah, uncomfortable. You have... a bit of tissue stuck under your armpit. HAHAHAHA Come on! It was funny! Did you think I was going to give you everything before a proper glass of wine?

Bill: You can't wear a bra with that dress. Whip it off; this is an important meeting.
Eve: Oh, and important meetings require women to go braless?
Bill: Noooo, dresses like that require women to go braless. A monkey could tell you that.

Konstantin: Promise you won't be naughty.
Villanelle: I promise I won't be naughty.

Oh God, I'm going to die, aren't I? Mmm hmm. Daddy's going to die, isn't he?

Bill [holding his baby in the air, in a singsong voice]

Russian: There are concerns about your state of mind.
Villanelle: OK.
Russian: Have you been feeling any stress or anxieties lately?
Villanelle: I had quite a heavy period last week, but other than that, I think I'm OK.

Oh hi! Letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating, by the way. It just makes you rude.


Eve: So there was never any CCTV?
Frank: No. I was just tired of you piping up with your theories any time there was a snip of conspiracy in the air you tiresome think bucket!

You know, what you both did today was massively insensitive. [Behind Frank's back, she gives Eve and Bill a thumbs up and mouths, "That was fun!"]


Bill: Staring into the abyss?
Elena: No, I... I think I've met her.

Your killer was a small-breasted psycho, apparently.


Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Killing Eve Quotes

Frank: You're fired.
Eve: You're a dick swab.
Bill: Oh hey!
Frank: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: No! I was gonna call you a dick swab!

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.