Tyler: After what you did to me, I couldn't stand to look at your face for another second.
Kevin: Tyler, I'm sorry.
Tyler: No, don't apologize. I'm glad you did what you did. Now I don't have to waste my time with someone who clearly isn't my friend. Not at all.

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Kevin: I'll decide when to tell Tyler the truth about his lady from Laos, OK?
Tyler: What do you mean? What's the truth about Leslie?
Kevin: About your lady from Laos. I...I am your lady from Laos.
Tyler: What do you mean?
Kevin: I was the one writing to you.

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Dave: We've been interacting with humans ever since we got here. We're feeling pain, wer'e getting hurt, we're feeling emotions.
Yvette: Oh God, not the emotions.

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Are you angry or happy it's getting hard to track?

Nate

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He just doesn't want to be helped.

Kevin

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Kevin: So about these customers, are any of them really nice? Righteous even?
Tyler: It's Canada. Everyone is really nice. It's nuts.

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Dave: Does it hurt?
Yvette: I suppose.
Dave: Did you lick it?
Yvette: No!
Dave: Can I lick it?
Yvette: Not if you want your tongue back.

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You're right, Tyler. You are exactly where you're supposed to be. I am too.

Kevin

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You got a job? You haven't even been here a week!

Kevin

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