Well I don't think the Universe is trying to tell me who the first righteous soul is. It's trying to tell me where.

Kevin

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I've got a hot take. Kindness is dumb. If I hadn't tossed away all my money to random people, I'd have thirty grand, exactly what Emily owes. I could have helped her get on her feet. But instead, I failed.

Kevin

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Emily: I, uh, I've never met anyone like you. Everything in my life seemed dark and hopeless and now I see a tiny light
Kevin: You mean me? I'm the light.

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Yvette: You know I never understood road rage. Calm one minute, insane the next. Now I get it.
Kevin: Except you weren't driving, so it was just rage rage.

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• Added: October 31, 2017

This is the perfect time for a lesson about the incredible rewards you reap by simply being generous to others.

Yvette [to Kevin]

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The more he talks like a crazy person, the more I know I'm closer to the truth.

Reese

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• Added: October 31, 2017