Kim: Let her complain.
Kris: Won’t you get on our bandwagon and let her complain?

Kris: Just trying to keep up with all my emails.
Kim: You’re trying to keep up with the Kardashians?

Kendall: The tiniest bit of spicy is so uncomfortable.
Khloe: You are your mother’s daughter.

The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships. It’s a quote.


It’s funny to realize how fake you really are.


Oh no, bread.


Khloe: I’m not getting him a gift. He gets coal.
Kris: What are you? Santa?

For Scott, any attention is good attention.


You know what makes me feel empty inside? This fake voice that you use when you’re talking.


Do they have Dairy Queens in Cleveland?


What did he do with Bella? He just left her there somewhere?


Khloe: What’s the weirdest question you’ve ever been asked?
Planned Parenthood Employee: Can you use a Snickers wrapper as a condom?