Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
We've had these stores for four million years!Khloe
Simon: This one sounds like a good one.
Khloe: It's too good.
Even though I know not to believe everything on the Internet, Khloe and an NBA player go hand in hand.Kim
He a pisces, he's Jamaican, he's from Toronto.Khloe
I love black things.Khloe
It's so 2009 that I don't even have the words.Kourtney
We were only married two months. Less than Kimmy!MJ
Anderson is hot!Kris
Can I have hair and makeup please?MJ
Kanye said I could have his embryo.Khloe
You never do selfies with me. One day when I’m not here you’re going to regret it.Kris
This is like a stripper class.Scott