Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
The fact that everyone's lives revolve around a show and to make someone happy with a show, is the most sad, depressing thing.Kendall
Kim: If it isn't bad enough that Kylie is coming for my throne and we have major beef... she got psoriasis.
Kris: You got psoriasis? I wonder if it's ringworm.
If I want a picture I could look it up online.Khloe
An ex-box is not the video game, it's like a box of everything with an ex of yours.Kim
Kris: Do you want shredded cheddar cheese?
Kendall: Does cheese make you fat?
Maybe she's embarrassed she's dating Ronnie from the Jersey Shore... because I would be.Khloe
Do you feel like Eloise... at the Plaza?Kris
Kanye was really cute, he was like 'so this is what for better or worse means.'Kim
He's that cute little f*** from Jersey Shore.Malika
I need some of that tequila that Cindy Crawford drinks.Kris
In our family, for some reason, when it rains, it pours.Khloe
I honestly never thought I would be so grateful just to pee by myself.Kim