Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
Kim: Let her complain.
Kris: Won’t you get on our bandwagon and let her complain?
Kris: Just trying to keep up with all my emails.
Kim: You’re trying to keep up with the Kardashians?
Kendall: The tiniest bit of spicy is so uncomfortable.
Khloe: You are your mother’s daughter.
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships. It’s a quote.Kourtney
It’s funny to realize how fake you really are.Scott
Oh no, bread.Kim
Khloe: I’m not getting him a gift. He gets coal.
Kris: What are you? Santa?
For Scott, any attention is good attention.Khloe
You know what makes me feel empty inside? This fake voice that you use when you’re talking.Khloe
Do they have Dairy Queens in Cleveland?Kris
What did he do with Bella? He just left her there somewhere?Khloe
Khloe: What’s the weirdest question you’ve ever been asked?
Planned Parenthood Employee: Can you use a Snickers wrapper as a condom?