We've had these stores for four million years!

Khloe

Simon: This one sounds like a good one.
Khloe: It's too good.

Even though I know not to believe everything on the Internet, Khloe and an NBA player go hand in hand.

Kim

He a pisces, he's Jamaican, he's from Toronto.

Khloe

I love black things.

Khloe

It's so 2009 that I don't even have the words.

Kourtney

We were only married two months. Less than Kimmy!

MJ

Anderson is hot!

Kris

Can I have hair and makeup please?

MJ

Kanye said I could have his embryo.

Khloe

You never do selfies with me. One day when I’m not here you’re going to regret it.

Kris

This is like a stripper class.

Scott