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Definitely surprised Mike and Ronnie are huggin' it out after this big heated argument they just had... I don't know, maybe Mike gave him some like Voodoo trick or something like that to avoid getting his ass kicked by Ronnie.

Pauly D

We realize that there's no help for them. I thought it was gonna get better, but then you realize they just love to fight with each other, so let 'em go.

Vinny

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting ... like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my sneakers are dirty!

Pauly D

Ron, ya know what? Watch me, cause I'm gonna f*%kin' sh!t on you harder than you ever sh*t on me. BYE RON!

Sammi

You played me out!

Ronnie

I can't do this. This is the seventh day we've fought in a row. How about you do you and I'll do me?

Ronnie

This was probably the worst fight I've ever seen. It was a five-car crash; horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.

Mike

Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!

The staircase is really small and the bed is really wide. It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.

Snooki

Hot guys come here! I'm single, dance with me!

Sammi

Seriously, what the f**k? All my stuff is ruined. What makes that OK?

Sammi

You showed your true colors. You disgust me in so many ways, don't ever talk to me again.

Ronnie
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Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes

Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.

Vinny

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.

Snooki
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