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[on Snook] I care about her too much to let her smash two nights.

Vinny

Deena and Snooks have just shown again why they defy the laws of intelligence.

Mike

Whatever... f*%k my life. Sh!t happens.

Snooki

[to Sam] You are my life.

Ronnie

Mike thinks he's gonna get over on the Meatballs, but in reality baby, the Meatballs make the best of every situation, so go screw yourself Mike.

Deena

Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???

Snooki

Rivoli's... Rivoli's... where you can get canolis.

Vinny

I'll stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*%ked up ... just 'cause she took a sh!t and he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.

Pauly

I'm hungover, I'm not having a good time. Work blows d!ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.

Deena

If you don't want to cuddle, thanks for the braciola but no dinner dates with you and me, goodbye, never see you again.

Snooki

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code ... it's like where's like general Human Code?

Mike

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship ... am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?? It's not right!

Pauly D
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Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes

Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.

Vinny

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.

Snooki
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