I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge.

Pauly D

[to Snooki] You don't need anyone to make you feel that way.

Sammi

[to Sam] Your mood is good, your nails are good.

Snooki

Vinny: Are you fully gay?
Girl: No.
Vinny: Awesome.

Steeerike!

Pauly D

I can have a good time without drinking, f*%k you alcohol.

Snooki

[to Snook] You like him? You like LIKE him?

JWoww

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee and I don't even drink coffee.

Pauly

Snooki wants to have sex with me, meanwhile she gets with a kid the night before .. get the hell outta here.

Vinny
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