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If Ron and Sam's relationship continues I'll kill myself ... there will be no more DJ, I'll kill myself.

Pauly

Your hand was in the f*%kin' cookie jar, how are you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!

Ronnie

GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.

Pauly

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

Pauly

I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.

JWoww

[mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!

Pauly

When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!

Mike

You want my honest opinion? That right there looks suspect.

Sammi

I look like a total tool, the spray tan is freezing cold, but I know that it's gonna be for a good cause, I'm gonna get tanned. Pain is beauty.

Vinny

I run into my boy, Arvin ... he looks like a jacked-up-guido-MacGyver!

Mike

I look like a pale freak. I feel like Vinny.

Snooki

It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.

Jenni
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Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes

Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.

Vinny

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.

Snooki
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