If Ron and Sam's relationship continues I'll kill myself ... there will be no more DJ, I'll kill myself.


Your hand was in the f*%kin' cookie jar, how are you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!


GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.


GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.


I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.


[mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!


When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!


You want my honest opinion? That right there looks suspect.


I look like a total tool, the spray tan is freezing cold, but I know that it's gonna be for a good cause, I'm gonna get tanned. Pain is beauty.


I run into my boy, Arvin ... he looks like a jacked-up-guido-MacGyver!


I look like a pale freak. I feel like Vinny.


It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.


Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes

I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.

Pauly D

Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.