JWOWW: I'm upset with you because I heard that you called me fake.
Pauly: When did I call you fake?
JWOWW: That's what I heard.
Pauly: From who?!

Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.

The girls wanna have a threesome with you, that's not an issue.

Pauly D

Sammi: Why are you with me?
Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel.

I like to be with my boyfriend at all times. Do you get that?

Sammi

I'm not going to smash it out with Rocio before I leave. Umm, it's not that kind of chick. I don't need to, I want to get to know her first.

Pauly D

Youse are all f*%kin' nuts!!

Pauly D

Aww yeah, last cheer yeah!

Pauly D

A crow comes and it starts quacking at us ... or not quacking, what does a crow do?

Snooki

How do you spell likely?

Pauly D

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

Pauly D

Mike's definitely a pot stirrer, yes, he likes to cause a lot of problems and then go take a nap after he does it.

Ronnie

Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes

[typing] Ron made out with two girls and put his head between the waitress' breasts. Boing.

JWoww

I'm just gonna deny, deny, deny until Angelina says something ... and World War III starts.

Ronnie