I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.

Snooki

Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.

The Situation

It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.

The Situation

Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones ... that's the type I'm attracted to.

JWoww

[to Ronnie] To us, past the Jersey Shore.

Sammi

[on her one-woman dance party] I was honestly going to put my hat down so I could get money.

Snooki

There are so many juice heads out there. I'm like a kid in a candy shop.

JWoww

The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.

[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.

The Situation

I feel like it is the perfect place to go to. Like, somewhere out of Seaside. We're getting away from it all.

Sammi

We stayed boys throughout this whole thing. This bond that we shared brings us together and no one can ever take that away from us, ever. Like, we take that with us for life, this bond ... That was deep.

Pauly D

I regret that I got caught. I don't regret that I hit the kid, because he had it coming.

Ronnie
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D
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