Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 1: "Goin' South" Quotes
My uncles, they just want me to bang everybody, but I'm interested in more quality girls.Vinny
I'm tryin' to be classy right now!Angelina
I would legit beat the living $h!t out of Angelina and Ron at the same time if Ron and Angelina ever hooked up.Sammi
I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.Snooki
Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!
I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.The Situation
What's her problem? I was mad chill with her.Angelina
My bronzer is leaking off my face.Snooki
[to Ronnie] Gym, tan, smush, huh?Sammi