Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?

The Situation

If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!


I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.


My uncles, they just want me to bang everybody, but I'm interested in more quality girls.


I'm tryin' to be classy right now!


I would legit beat the living $h!t out of Angelina and Ron at the same time if Ron and Angelina ever hooked up.


I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.


Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!

I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.

The Situation
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