Jersey Shore "Goin' South" Quotes (Page 2)
Snooki: If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: My uncles, they just want me to bang everybody, but I'm interested in more quality girls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Angelina: I'm tryin' to be classy right now!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sammi: I would legit beat the living $h!t out of Angelina and Ron at the same time if Ron and Angelina ever hooked up.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Angelina: What's her problem? I was mad chill with her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: My bronzer is leaking off my face.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 21
