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My uncles, they just want me to bang everybody, but I'm interested in more quality girls.

Vinny

I'm tryin' to be classy right now!

Angelina

I would legit beat the living $h!t out of Angelina and Ron at the same time if Ron and Angelina ever hooked up.

Sammi

I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.

Snooki

Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!

I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.

The Situation

What's her problem? I was mad chill with her.

Angelina

My bronzer is leaking off my face.

Snooki

[to Ronnie] Gym, tan, smush, huh?

Sammi
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

My bronzer is leaking off my face.

Snooki

[to Ronnie] Gym, tan, smush, huh?

Sammi