Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!

The staircase is really small and the bed is really wide. It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.

Snooki

Hot guys come here! I'm single, dance with me!

Sammi

Seriously, what the f**k? All my stuff is ruined. What makes that OK?

Sammi

You showed your true colors. You disgust me in so many ways, don't ever talk to me again.

Ronnie

Jenni looks so hot. Like porn star hot. If Roger wasn't here then I would probably have sex with her.

Snooki

I need to move on from this kid quick and there is only one way to do that - I need to go.

Sammi
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