Arvin: Sam, we made out before.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
Sam: No, we haven't.

If I could have Ron or Sam back next summer, I would want Ron. Don't tell her I said that.

Snooki

After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get $h!t done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music.

Snooki

You're my best friend. You're the only one who makes laugh, cry, be happy, sad, miserable, excited. You're the only one who does that.

Sammi

Sammi: So this over?
Ronnie: Yeah.

I think I need my space right now

Ronnie
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